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Mr Kenneth is in Glasgow! Whilst the lowculture folks are in Istanbul for Eurovision live, Mr Kenneth has come to be with his favourite pals in Glasgow for the continent-binding cultural high(low)point that provides Wogan with a jolly to foreign parts and a good supply of Baileys. All hail Easyjet for saving Mr Kenneth from 5 hours on the train!

We won't all be wearing sequinned top hats, sporting the Union flag, but there is one amongst us and a pub has been reserved for the duration of the event. Mr Kenneth hopes that the evening may even end in riotous gay abandon in the Polo Lounge. Glasgow's really rather good - why the hell can't London have one? - night spot for those of a bumming persuasion.

There be broadband here and we've been watching the videos in preparation for the big night. Malta's pair of belters certainly do belt out a good'un along with Sweden's entry who looks like one of tomorrow night's Glasgow party - all flailing hair and kinky boots! There's a few top totty in the form of the French, Icelandic and do NOT miss the Corfiot wiggling away for the Greek entry! Thank you yes, I will if you're offering.

Mr Kenneth wishes Happy Eurovision to one and all